Its not so bad really

Once you get used to it, Paris is not all that bad. By the third day we had figured out the rail system. I almost wished that someone would ask us how it worked, so we could pretend we did not speak English, like I am sure most of the people we asked were doing.

At least cheeseburger and Coke in French is cheeseburger and Coke... I also caved and ordered a Royale with Cheese. It just had to be done.